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Apr 27, 2017

Dubold 2017 NFL Draft Predictions

No, this isn't about the players or teams involved. It's about the City of Philadelphia showing the NFL how we roll. 

  1. Roger Goodell gets booed out the building. No way that the designers of the NFL draft outdoor theater DID NOT take acoustics into consideration when they built that erection. This isn't just like the introductory boo Chicago gave. I hope it is to the level of th NHL draft. Also, watch Roger get booed at thenEagles pick, hopefully the crowd cheers at the name, and then boos the notorious Goodell bronhug that follows. 
  2. I would love the crowd to boo everybody who isn't the Eagles. That would be incredible. There is a special presenter for the Ravens. A kid with a rare or terminal disease (I apologize for forgetting the name but the kid is brace from what I recall). The crowd WILL cheer that kid then they will boo the crap out of the selection. 
  3. The Eagles will not pick a player tonight with a red flag. The city is in that spotlight, one night atop the sports world. I hope the GM and owner and coaches are smart enough to not pick up a woman hitter or accused rapist. You cannot have this event in the city, knowing that #1 and 2 above will happen, and pick a questionable character person. 
  4. Rich Eisen will have terrible Philadelphia jokes. I used to like him a lot. I used to listen to his show all the time. Then it became a three hour tedious event to labor through. No thanks. And when #1 and 2 above happen, we will be reminded about snow balls at Santa. Oh and the Eagles play on Christmas this year. 
  5. We will be represented by national media coverage as cheesesteak eating fatasses who's greatest achievement was Rocky. That said, tomorrow's talk radio will be awesome and prideful. 

That's it! Deep down I hope the Eagles get Christian McCaffrey or I guess one of those two top receivers. You won't need to resign Jordan "Every Other" Matthews and Agholor can pack his terrible bags and finally catch something: the next plane out of town. I hope for McCaffrey or a top not-acccused-of-rape corner. I will seriously reconsider my fandom if they select Joe Mixon. 

Tonight two birds will rule Philadelphia: the Eagles and the boo birds!
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