Worst Ever Movie Review - The Helpers

A couple weeks back my boy Kareem came over to have dinner. It was great to see him again, and as a bonus he brought us a stack of movies about a foot tall. And I mean just DVDs, no boxes or nothing. We go through and take like 30 based on his description.

 

 

 

So when we asked for his Black Guy Synopsis, he basically said this group of early 20 somethings gets stuck on the side of the road and when they ask for help they get tortured by these crazy white guys. Sounds good. 

Literally one minute in this movie proved to be a bad choice. So there are three couples and one dude who got stood up. The solo rider has a camera for no other reason than he wants to film his trip to Vegas. There's a white couple, a black couple, and a marine with some Spanish chick he has been seeing lately. It seems like the marine is an asshole, the black guy is a step and fetch it black guy, the white guy is a whiny pansy, and the white guy is, of course level headed. 

So, there's a detour and they make a left turn. Like 100 feet later they blow two tires. With their trip to Vegas in jeopardy the guys choose to make the girls wait in the car so they can talk about how much they hate each other. The guys walk for what should be been hours to the nearest gas station. They ask for help and the marine is a dick. The mechanic doesn't want to be recorded. They follow him to the back where there is a bar and restaurant and ultra friendly staff. The place offers the free drinks from a slutty bartender. Of course they make the black guy go, "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" upon seeing her. Follow up black guy stereotypes involve the guy, named Jordan, asking very coyly for chicken, sleeping when he should have been awake, and a pretty white girl assuming he plays basketball.

 

Apparently, several hours pass by as the marine, black guy, and camera man sit and enjoy food while normal ol' white guy is out with the overly nice mechanic. They actually show a montage of the men at the bar getting wasted as the sun appears to both rise and then set. Amidst the now thriving party atmosphere at this bar, which is attached to a mechanic garage, that also has a motel, the men who stayed see the truck lights of a tow truck with their car and women inside it. By my count, there were supposed to be 5 total people put into the obvious two person cab of the tow truck. The black guy of course is upset that his fun is ruined now that his no good girlfriend arrived. Also suddenly there is a guy who has a massive hair lip scar who is overtly nice as well. The bartender is all over the camera man, and it was karaoke night at the bar. So the girl drags the camera man onstage and sits him in a chair and gives a G-rated lap dance, i.e. Gay-Rated lap dance. Seriously, by this point, Kim and I were begging for these shitty actors to die.

 

All drunked up, the couples are offered free rooms, and they all go separate ways. The marine and  his Hispanic girlfriend have sex in a violently fast way that porn actresses said it wasn't real. I mean this was bad. The white couple has odd sex, interrupted by the marine looking for more beer. The black couple is joined with the girl getting all dolled up and sexified, then just happens to prance into the bedroom for her boyfriend to be asleep (apparently as usual, you know like a lazy black guy). I probably wouldn't have thought about calling out the movie like that if they hadn't already had planted some things about the guys behavior earlier in the movie.

 

Oh and all this, including the car service, drinks, food (i.e., chicken), and hotel stay is FREE. Nope, nothing odd here.

 

So the camera man wakes up realizing that he just betrayed his girlfriend Julia and sneaks his way out of the room with his bar wench. He finds the car is out front with tires replaced and bags out and next to the car from the other couples. He finds the white couple first, with the door surprisingly unlocked. He wakes them up, videos the girl getting dressed after he finished zooming in on apparently the world's smallest male genitalia, as he described it. Once they are dressed he is standing in the door way talking about how they can't remember anything then THWACK!!! His head falls off and the waiter from the bar is holding a sickle and smiling about it. Then he closes the door and locks it from the outside after the girls from the bar clean up the bloody mess in about 10 seconds.

 

Then there's a man in a control room watching all the couples' rooms. It goes on to show the white couple, with the guy crying uncontrollably throughout the rest of the movie, and the other couples, who are bound.

 

The marine is tied to a chair and has several cuts on his body and also a shock collar on his neck, and his Hispanic girlfriend is tied on the bed by her hands and feet. The black couple is in the bathroom with the girl bound in a tub and the guy strapped to a chair, with an empty bucket attached to his suspended in the air arm that also has a wire taped to it attached to a bunch of batteries on the floor.

 

Basically, what happened was these men and women asked for  help from orphans who were left to do die in an orphanage. The hair lip guy and mechanic slowly reveal the plot from the beginning, that some fire happened, and when some body asks them for help they think that means they are weak and must die. When these formerly orphaned people asked for help they got put into shitty homes and beaten by the orphanage master. I know this scenario is probably and unfortunately true in some cases, but by this point I didn't care about any of them. So, below is my recollection of the murders:

 

• Hispanic girl, bound by feet and ankles is, is ripped in half by two trucks with the chains that bound her attached to the hitch.
• Black girl is killed by the 4 separate shocks of doom. They added rocks to the bucket on the black guys arm so the wire dipped down.
• White bartender girl skank who slept with camera man is killed when the black guy head butts her so hard she falls backward into tub, and he shocks the shit out of her.
• Marine is shot point blank in the head, after being tied to a chair ALL day. I bet he smelled like pee and poop.

 

Then it's revealed that the white girl (from the white couple) is the daughter of the evil orphanage owner/operator who tortured them. Somehow she is also tied up to two pickup trucks. They nonchalantly talk about ripping  her in half. Oh and this was all set up by the camera man's girlfriend, Julia, who also happened to be one of the orphans. Julia then springs out of a motel door, only to immediately get jumped by the black guy. He threatens to break her neck unless they let the white girl go. This makes Hair Lip Larry rethink the whole plot and lets them all go, even giving the white guy the gun. Black guy then punches the pretty white blonde Julia square in the face.

 

They eventually get cornered by Hair Lip Hank and Brad the mechanic in the restaurant section. I clearly saw the three of the victims shoot these two perpetrators. It ends with the white couple and black guy limping out the hidden area to the main road and waiving down a car. Then pan out "6 months later" to a convenience store. Some black guy buys a fruit soda (I'm serious, this movie was horrible on many levels), then the next guy is a little white guy who asks for help. It reveals Hair Lip Henry as the cashier, and he says "Hey Brad this guy can use our help." White kid smiles. Sinister drum smash sound. Fin.

 

All in all, I hate Kareem. He truly wasted my time with this movie. Of course, Kim and I really thought about turning it off before it ever got started, but we were interested in what the deaths would be. I love a good racist joke, but the overt racism in this movie was offensive to me. The fake sex was awful, the acting was worse than Rocco trying to lie to me about NOT eating candy, and it was only 78 minutes long. That is shorter than the movie phone booth. I've had bowel movements that lasted longer. And were more enjoyable.

 

Kim went to brush her teeth after the three victims were trapped in the restaurant, so I told her the ending. She said, "I guess the moral of the story is if you're an orphan, don't get burned."

 

I would rather go to jail for punching my grandmother than recommend this movie to anybody.

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Black Cloud Part Deaux?

So I have been at my new job for 3 weeks now. That's fifteen working days. I have learned a lot while being given a lot of opportunities to make the most of my career. However, of those fifteen days, it has rained maybe nine of them up here. The only days it wasn't raining it was like 98 Degrees. 

So I got to thinking about the time I had spent at my last job. People often discussed my misfortunes as a black cloud. I had a house that had flooded, a tree fall through it, and many many upgrades that I had to give up when I sold it. I incurred debt after debt that I only had myself to blame every time my bank account took a $1,000+ hit at a time. I got married and divorced, and had 9 total grueling surgeries on my ass and later developed into mystery stomach ailments that would often devastate me. I had psychotherapy for a lot of issues and a car accident every year. I felt LUCKY to have made it through alive another year. This became known as my black cloud of bad luck. 

I binged a question about rain every day at a new job but it gave me random results. Google provided more of a range of suggestions. None were helpful. I know rain on your wedding day is good luck. Rain during a baseball game shuts it down while rain in a football game only seems to make it more violent. Rain when I had done work in the field at my old job was often refreshing, especially on those balls hot days. 

When I looked up superstitions about rain, I see that rain supposedly washes away your sorrows. I only have really one sorrow right now, and that is addressed in my other Blog (which I purposely have not written in for a while, but I have some thoughts to enter in it soon). One other superstition is that if it rains when the sun is out, the devil is beating his wife. I find this one hard to believe as the devil is a sinner and probably has several wives or none at all. So that is hogwash. I can picture the devil from South Park finally hitting back Saddam Houssein. Finally one superstition about rain is that if you wash your car, it will rain. These people who wash their car directly before it starts to rain are the unsung heroes of our planet as they help bring about the hydrological cycle full circle. 

So if rain is washing away negativity it is a good thing. Once I feel like I may be letting my new employer down, they reaffirm my efforts with praise and offer any advice they may have. They know there is a learning curve in this type of work from one company to the next. 

Hopefully there is not a lot of snow this year. Don't get me wrong I love the winter and it's inclement weather. But the roads I must travel on have people driving them who have no respect for mother nature or its powers. 

That's it for now. I'm still trying to find time to write as I got settled in here. I just have to cut my lunch 30 minutes short now. See the sacrifices I make for you?

My Purple and White Striped Shirt With a Black Collar and Black Elbow Patches

Ladies and gentlemen I do apologize for my absence.  It has been very long since I have been here. In the time since i last left you 3 weeks ago several things have happened.  First, I put in my resignation at my old job, then jetted to Florida with Kim and Rocco for the greatest surprise birthday gift ever, then started a new job upon my return. To prepare for the latter, I recently shopped for some new business casual clothing, specifically pants. Gone are the days of wearing the same jeans or cargo pants for a week. If they want to pay me like a big boy I might as well dress like one. So that led me to today where I wore a new pair of pants that were purchased on Friday night. Unfortunately I have reached a point in my life where my waist line is greater than my age. Yet I am older than my inseam is long. Anywho, I bought a pair that was a little too short, and thankfully it rained today as I was ready for a flood. It actually didn't look half bad, until I sat down and folded my legs.

This got me thinking of some of my worst clothed moments ever. I don't have swag. My fashion is more like lag. I wish (i.e., I am glad that I don't ) I had pictures of my five worst fashion faux pau moments...

5. The Inside Out Green Shirt: I. Spent my youth in the Boy Scouts and tried my best to be the best at it. However like every other suburban teenager, I didn't want to show it to those not in the Scouts. I spent one year at a summer camp with a different troop to help the younger scouts, from Troop 8 from Cinnaminson. They gave me a dark green shirt with Troop 8 on the left breast quadrant. The camp was great, and the shirt was a nice dark green. I. Proceeded to wear the shirt to functions, inside out, for years. This eventually graduated into me wearing blank tshirts in general. But it wasn't like I could hide the fact I was wearing a shirt inside out.

4. My Turtleneck and Button Down Shirt Phase: it was middle school, and my Cinnaminson Middle School yearbook that year had captured it magically. I had several hand me down shirts from brother for my middle school years (1990-1994). I had yellow, blue and red striped shirts. I. Remember some different ones, but they were my exterior layer. Tucked inside these buttoned and striped shirts was the bane of all shirts - the turtleneck.  I had black, blue, red, white, brown. Knowing what I looked like now i would advise "The Pubescent" Jim Duba to dress otherwise. As I got older I turned into a sweat mongering baby seal of a man and that look, even if it made a comeback (I don't know if it even started) it would be impossible for me to pull off. I looked liem an extra on Saved By the Bell.

3. Pants That Turned Into Shorts: I originally bought these pants for a trip I took with the Scouts to New Mexico. It was a 2 week hike across the woods/mountains and we experienced a variety of weather. The pants were very comfortable. Eventually during my Junior year in High School I started to wear them to class. This was around the time people started rolling one pant leg up. I wanted to be a trend setter, so I would walk around school with only one pant leg on. I would switch them over between classes, so if somebody saw me with the right leg off, they were confused when they saw me later with the right leg covered and left one off. As Brandon Barrett would say, "Sometimes your funny just has to be for you." These pants were actually quite a hit among the masses, but it was when the button broke off them that I should  have given them up. I had string for a belt and safety pins for buttons. I wore these pants a lot.

2. Parting My Hair Down The Middle: Not necessarily a clothing error, but rather a style error that further cemented the fact I have none. I had hair that typically came down to my eyeballs if I combed it straight down. I used to have crew cuts every summer, then my mom wanted me to make my hair grow out and part it to the right. I had kind of a Bob's Big Boy kind of look. I always wanted long hair that I could shake my head back to get it out of my eyes. So, I had to be resourceful. I just parted my hair down the middle rather than to the right. I would let it grow a little long so that when I wore a baseball hat, the neck hairs would be so long that they would curl up like I had long hair. When my hat came off I looked like a hairy set of butt cheeks with eyes nose and mouth below it. This was then superseded by the dumb and dumber look I rocked during my senior year.

1. My Purple and White Striped Shirt With a Black Collar and Black Elbow Patches: This was my favorite shirt of all time. I thought it had pinosh. I wore it proudly once a week. It looked exactly as I described it in the title of my post. I wore it so much the white stripes became off-white and the black parts became grey. When I had my mom buy it for me, she declared, in the middle of the store it was for "wiggers." She said it a little too loud and too disgusted for somebody saying a word that ends with "igger" in public. I think I wore this shirt for almost 10 years. One day when I finally had my own house, I looked in my closet as I was hanging up my "May I suggest the Sausage" T-shirt and noticed this mosnstrosity of a shirt. I looked at it and remembered all my life events to that point I had with it. Then I started wondering what people said behind my back about it. I wish I could find a picture of it, but alas it was truly one of a kind and I must've bought the only one.

DubAt The Movies: Summer Movie Preview

With the release of Iron Man 3 today, the Summer Blockbuster season is upon us!!! There's a slew of movies I want to see, so without further aduba, I present to you my reviews of movies I have not yet seen...


MAY

Iron Man 3 - The first of the blockbusters. The first in a series of movies that are sequels to another series of movies leading into a new series of movies. If you don't like anything Marvel has done movie-wise int he past several years, you are a clown. Iron Man 2 was okay, but this should be great. Thankfully it's just barely over 2 hours, but that 130th minute will no doubt have something to tease you for the next Thor or Captain America movie.

The Iceman - The story of a hitman for the mob who killed people and stored bodies in his ice cream truck. This story is amazing actually and shocking. However, when IMDB says "..that David Schwimmer (who is piecing together an admirable indie-film resume) is barely recognizable in his role." Well goddammit. I didn't want to recognize him.

What Maisie Knew - A girl caught up in her parents custody battle as the former spouses find significant others. Looks like, as a fellow step-parent - hold the step, a movie I may be interested in. It is probably the only sappy, non-over-the-top movie I could be interested in this summer.

Kiss of the Damned - Okay. This movie is being released on On Demand the day it hits theaters. More stupid vampires. More stupid names of stupid vampires. More people starring in it whose names I cannot pronounce. Sounds stupid.

The Great Gatsby - I don't know the book, so I fully expect to be entertained by this movie. This is what a team of "editors" at IMDB have declared about the movie:

he Buzz: Our love for certain novels doesn't desire to see them confined to the page or protected from being interpreted on film; take for example Cary Fukunaga's Jane Eyre, a perfect adaptation of Charlotte Bronte's dreary, soot-eyed romance, and an example of underdog cast and director choices at their most winning. When it comes to Leonardo DiCaprio reteaming with Baz Luhrmann to interpret F. Scott Fitzgerald's second-best novel, I often think that the people who have the power to green light (Gatsby reference) major projects aren't necessarily the best fit to star in them. Or act as their director. As respected as he aims to be, Leonardo DiCaprio is at his least effective handling serious drama; Luhrmann, with all of his mega-budget entitlement, has bewitched the industry, but let's see how his latest epic plays out in terms of audience appeal. ” - IMDb Editors

 What? The music sounds cool, and there's lots of colors. May be a Red Box movie.

Peeples - Meh. Tyler Perry tries to teach us a lesson by using the actor who I thought was Patrice O'neil.

Aftershock - Foreigners go to an underground club in Chile (which has several active fault lines). Surprise, there's an earthquake, and the tourists must survive. I would have to see a preview. It's an interest level of 1 out of 10 compared to the blockbusters.

Star Trek Into Darkness - On May 17, parents across the country will celebrate that they got their nerdy adult-aged kids out of the basement and will quickly move to change the locks on their doors. It's a prequel, a sequel to the first prequel, and I know nobody will die. It is very hard to get my interest.

Fast & Furious 6 - The fact this is 130 minutes is ludicrous. I think I have seen one or two of these movies, and they were just whatever to me. What I can't stand is the next summer full of teenagers and early 20 year olds thinking they are Vin Diesel driving a Honda Civic that they pretend is a Ferrari.

The Hangover Part III - Well, maybe its the same jokes all over again, but if something is funny its funny. The second one wasn't as funny. Everybody in the movie just seemed to be too cool for their own good. And it was a carbon copy of the original. Probably a Red Box rental for me, or if the commercials and reviews of it get better, maybe an ideal drive-in movie.

Epic - Kids cartoon movie. Rocco has a strong interest. Will probably go see it with him. If he behaves.

Now You See Me - Robin Hood does magic. Mild interest.

After Earth - Will Smith takes his kid to outer space and crash lands back at Earth. Sonny boy must go get help in an unknown Earth, after humanity has been erased. If it is like any other Will Smith glactic/futuristic mega movie, this could actually be pretty entertaining.

The East - Sounds like a female Jason Bourne. Sounds potentially very confusing. If I read that it is confusing, I will not see this.

JUNE

The Internship - Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn get fired and have to find internships at Google. They probably go on to be competitive with the youngins, get made fun of, make fun of the youngins back, and then probably kill the last 30 minutes of the movie by becoming friends with them. Probably 75 percent funny, 20 percent "I can't believe how boring the end was", 5 percent "They are two old for this." The IMDB editors declare that people who are outside of the range of 18 to 34 years old probably won't find this funny. T-minus 1 year until this movie will suck for me.

The Purge - For one night you can commit any crime with no penalty. Awesome concept. I think it will hit home with what human nature dictates people will inherently do. It is a short movie at 85 minutes. Ethan Hawke is kind of underrated in my opinion, but I hope this is a fun movie. Why it is called a "Purge" - If there are no rules why not just drop a nuclear bomb on cities you don't want around anymore? That would be the quickest purge instead of making a world totally based on fear. Maybe that happens anyway. Who knows.

This is the End - So the actors play themselves and have to go on a celebrity "every man for himself" style survival fight. The cover photo is enough to make me want to start laughing already. Paul Rudd and Danny McBride will make this movie extremely excellent. This is hopefully on the level of Hot Rod. Sinkhole De Mayo.

Man of Steel - Did you know it has been 7 years since the last Superman movie? I remember my ex-wife asking me why I couldn't be more like Superman. For real. But I digress. Super hero movies have changed tremendously for the better, so I don't see how this one will suck. I didn't think the last one sucked, but it wasn't great. It was like the first Hulk movie.

The Bling Ring - Some celebutards want to track celebrities, starring that girl from Harry Potter I don't care about.

World War Z - Another book turned movie, and I will rather spend 20 bucks and 2 hours watching what looks entertaining. I don't believe zombie apocalypses will ever happen, but if it does I am fully prepared to move to South Dakota. I like epic, big explosion/big action/big scenery type end of the world movies. I will not allow myself to not be entertained.

Monsters University - A prequel to Monsters, Inc., the preview we saw of this movie as a family last year was impressive. The animation looks incredible. I can't imagine it will be a bad movie, and hopefully Rocco will enjoy it. Glad he gets another movie to see in another summer month.

The Heat - Melissa McCarthy swears up a storm and makes Sandra Bullock do so as well. It may be good for one viewing, but that is all. However, I expect to be fully entertained in that one viewing. Possibly a laundromat DVD-guy purchase.

White House Down - Channing Tatum has to protect the President while on a tour of the White House. Probably cheese-dick central on this one, but I know Kim will want to see it. Probably. Not sure. Perhaps if he danced in it. Oh he happens to have a tank top on? Yeah, I think we will see it. I will consume massive amounts of Slim Fast and MetRx in the mean time.

Byzantium - Apparently two women show up to stay at a local resort and the locals die. I bet they die at night. I bet it is vampires. I bet at the end, either after the two ladies die or have left, you see somebody, presumably a child, reveal in some way he or she is now a vampire as well.

JULY
The Lone Ranger - Johnny Depp plays an Indian, and yet the Washington Redskins have to change their name. I think the Lone Ranger may have more success than the Redskins this year. Red Box Rental special on this one.

Despicable Me 2 - We love this movie as a family, but I like Megamind just a little bit more. Not much, but it is packed with laughs for kids and adults. I hope it doesn't turn into Cars 2 - i.e., a shitty movie. Looking forward to this the most of kids movies.

The Way , Way Back - Some kid makes friends with a girl who helps him find and/or touch himself. Steve Carrel plays a jerk, and is labeled as a hope to be the next "Little Miss Sunshine." If that is their aim, my aim is to not see it.

Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain - He sucks.

Pacific Rim - Aliens rise from the Pacific Ocean. Humans make Real Steel type of robots. Visually this looks awesome as shit. Maybe better than World War Z. It will make the creators of Battleship regret making Battleship.

Grown Ups 2 - I watched Grown Ups and predicted every joke that was coming. It was funny, but I don't. It was just a weak offering considering how hyped everybody in it made it. I was a little disappointed. I expect more of the same.

Turbo - A snail becomes fast. Hope it has funny commercials to make us interested in it. I fear that if we can only see one movie as a family a month, this will be left behind.

Red 2 - Looks like Expendables 4.

R.I.P.D. - Rest In Peace Department. Dead guys on a hunt for undead criminals. I think. Looks like an all white cast version of Men In Black. If it is a success, it will have at least 2 more movies. Looks a little dumb to me. But then again I am excited for Pacific Rim.

The Conjuring - Ghost hunters look for ghosts in a farm house. I like it. I will see it. I like movies that make Kim tremble.

The Wolverine - The Wolverine from X-Men stops healing. He fights bad guys. Hopefully more awesomer than the first.

Fruitvale Station - A dude goes through the streets on the last day of 2008, crossing paths with everybody ever. I think it's one of those camera always follows a guy type of movies. Maybe entertaining. Possibly a trip to the Ritz at the Bourse for us.

The Smurfs 2 - Go see this with your kid, and I bet you regret it.

AUGUST
300: Rise of an Empire - I liked three hundred. I'm glad this wasn't called something dumb like "301" or "299" (a prequel). I think it could be fun times. Actually, it is a prequel. If it is as cool as the first one and features another obscurely awesome Nine Inch Nails song, I'm in.

2 Guns - Two guys from the DEA and the Navy investigate each other only to learn they were set up by the mob. Stars Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg, which makes this movie already probably good. They are good actors. Did you know Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson were supposed to be the two? So it went from comedy to straight up action. I hope they went the action way because the guy who wrote it was better at action. Sounds a little Mr. & Mrs. Smith-ish, but hopefully much better.

Elysium - I skipped two movies on the IMDB list that I couldn't even fake enough interest in writing about anything I may care about in the movie. So, the privileged and healthy people live on a planet called Elysium, and the riff-raff lives on Earth. Matt Damon puts on a suit that looks like the half naked baby of Iron Man and Robocop and tries to liberate Earth. Potential awesomeness, if you can shy away from how weird Matt Damon looks.

We're the Millers - A man creates a fake family to transport pot from Mexico into the US. With Jason Sudeikis and the "for some reason I do find her funny" Jennifer Anniston I guess as the main characters, this could potentially be funny. From what I've read, it doesn't even seem like it is finished yet.

Planes - A cartoon about planes. The plot synopsis calls the main character a "cropdusting plane." It will be perfect for my cropdusting son.

Kick-Ass 2 - Sorry, but I don't get off on watching a very young girl use very fowl language. Maybe that makes me an old fart now, but the first time I saw this movie, I found it very disgusting. It is odd because I loved Human Centipede. I will rather staple my elbows together.

Prince Avalanche - Paul Rudd and Emilie Hirsch are highway workers who go on vacation together, but not in a Brokeback Mountain kind of way. Supposed to be a comedy. Paul Rudd, even in lesser comedies, can be quite entertaining. May be a definite Red Box Rental.

The To Do List - Any movie that is compared to "Easy A" gets negative points in my book. Some girl wants to be more sexually experienced before going to college. My bet is that she doesn't become that way and the guy she tries to get experienced with is hurt by this fact.

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones - Maybe the next Twilight or Harry Potter series, I look forward to hearing people other than me talk about these movies.

The World's End - The main character is played by Simon Pegg, who sounds British. Next.

You're Next - A couple celebrating their anniversary fights off killers. There's a reason this one comes out by summer's end and not at the beginning. Possibly a let down.

The Grand Master - The story of Ip Man, the dude who trained Bruce Lee. Probably one of those special effects, guys fly around everywhere type movies. May wait until it is on HBO. HBO Go, that is.



That concludes my summer movie preview. Coming up soon, perhaps an Orlando Vacation Review.